18 10 / 2014

surprisebitch:

when i was new to the UK, somebody in school asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

(via ugly)

18 10 / 2014

kissmeok:

my blog will make you happy

kissmeok:

my blog will make you happy

(via schoolfact)

18 10 / 2014

chryolain:

I need absolutely no context

chryolain:

I need absolutely no context

(Source: 30rockasaurus, via thatfunnyblog)

18 10 / 2014

thatfunnyblog:

Me @ college

thatfunnyblog:

Me @ college

(Source: drakefromthe6ix)

18 10 / 2014

eowyns:

Some people are worth melting for.

(via sanfrnsokyo)

18 10 / 2014

paramoral:

Batman’s a real feminist.

(Source: betterthankanyebitch, via zackisontumblr)

18 10 / 2014

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(Source: weheartit.com, via schoolfact)

18 10 / 2014

zevlag:

thatnellykid:

[source: part 1, part 2]

In Australia, call 13 11 14

In New Zealand, call 0800 543 354

In the US, call 1 800 273 8255

In the UK, call 0800 068 41 41

Wow…

(via majestic-peanut)

18 10 / 2014

"I was so lost in hatred and revenge. You stole what was left of my heart."

(Source: sulietsexual, via sanfrnsokyo)

18 10 / 2014

johngallianoformargiela:

proof that sometimes the best thing is being your own biggest supporter 

(Source: officialstevenmeisel2, via fiftyshadesoffuckoff)

18 10 / 2014

"it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely."

18 10 / 2014

(Source: perrygaga, via heisamonster)

18 10 / 2014

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

(via artificialhusband)

18 10 / 2014

iamthetwickster:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this

im catholic and thats hilarious

iamthetwickster:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this

im catholic and thats hilarious

(Source: fluent-in-lesbianism, via i-am-funnier-in-enochian)

17 10 / 2014

thatfunnyblog:

I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.

thatfunnyblog:

I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.

(Source: pseudofailure, via g-iggle)